What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?

Last Updated: 01.07.2025 10:30

What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?

Yes sir it is.

Is your number (xxx) xxx-xxxx??

I hear a pause on the line, it goes quiet for a few seconds.

What is the best music album of all time?

Sure no problem officer.

Hi this is Sargent Moss from the County detention center. Is this Sean?

Whew, not in trouble!! But someone named Sean with a similar number is apparently about to have a rather bad day.

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HELLO

Long pause, OK. (Inaudible talking). Could you hang on for just a sec?

I was trying to reach out to you because we have a Mr X here, who claims you are his legal guardian. He needs you to come down and sign some forms.

Do you agree with Roseanne Barr's feeling that Hollywood should work with President Trump to survive?

Do what? Officer, I'm sorry I have no kids of my own, and I don't know anybody by that name.

ATTENTION SPIKES UP. What could he want with me? Did I do something wrong? Lord did I forget to pay something? Questions start flying through my head. What would the detention center sheriff want with me?

I'm sorry to bother you, my staff just told me our guy corrected his information and had a number off for his home phone. Have a good day. Hangs up.

Why do men date women they are not really interested in?

No sir I sure don't, I live in the next city over.

After a few moments he returns.

Do you reside at 1234 X X Lane?

What happened to everybody's thick skin? It used to be that people really didn't get offended, now however, everybody gets offended by the least little thing.

{RING} {RING}

Looks at phone, sees a number local to me, so I answered.